Bachelorette fur barrette

Clearly I have problems with longevity here. Ha. In all seriousness, I got a phone last week with a camera in it, which, on paper, undermines the premise of the blog. But the blog isn't on paper, so I can just keep on writing. Ha again.

I've been invited to have dinner with some friends who have posted on Facebook some of the previous meals they've eaten. Its nice to get a preview of the style of food that someone's going to make you, and I think that the ability to research your dinner parties over the internet ahead of time says a lot for the state of civilization today.

Also, I'm writing this entry as a buffer against PMS's terrible, terrifying fear and anxiety. Ever get so depressed that your only resort is to meditate on things that have nothing to do with the things attached to your anxieties in real life? There has to be a better way to do this than mental projection or "PMDD" medication. Kittens maybe?